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July, 2009

I just need some space, that’s all…

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Big to do a few weeks ago about the whole moon landing hitting the big 4-0. Perhaps it was because I don’t have cable anymore and thus missed out on what I’m sure was some exciting programming from the Discovery Channel, but I was pretty meh about the whole anniversary. I think space in general is getting a little passe for us post-cold war kids. Maybe it has something to do with the moon being old news, mars being so far away, and the Internet being so much more tangible and exciting. There’s also the chance that the very idea that defunct boy band member Lance Bass might engage in space travel made the whole thing seem a lot less cool. Although, to be fair, I’m sure a lot of people were very excited about the prospect of Lance Bass leaving the Earth’s atmosphere.

What has not fallen out of favor after all this time, is awesome space art. I’m not talking about your tacky sci-fi book cover illustrations, I’m talking about matchbook artwork. Yes! Somehow that too has declined in popularity amongst my generation. Go figure.

I randomly came across these amazing Russian (or was it the USSR back then, I have no idea) matchbooks celebrating space. I like to imagine that if the WPA had changed their minds about the whole let’s focus on rebuilding America thing and focused on jetpacks and satellites this is what it would have looked like. On second thought, maybe that’s exactly what the space program needs. Beautifully designed propaganda posters advertising the tomorrowland of the final frontier. See the Milky Way! Loose lips sink space ships! We can do it…in space!

…via Sci-Fi-O-Rama

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The Price of Anarchy

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Scientists are a typically a boring lot what with their drab lab coats and fascination with numbers. Sure, the mad ones are ok, troublemakers, but entertaining at the very least. I’m certain many of you are thinking “hey, I know lots of scientists who know how to rock the discotheques,” but you have either misjudged your scientist friends or my ability to stereotype various professions.

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I will say, in defense of your hypothetical friends, scientists do occasionally manage to do something completely awesome with the English language (never mind curing diseases and blowing things up). Case in point: The Price of Anarchy.

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Excellent name of a band, even better name for a variable. Specifically, the ratio between Nash equilibrium and optimal travel time. I have no idea what that means either, but the important thing to remember is that apparently there are scientists who devote their lives to traffic flow.  Most of us  have all the data we need already based on a lifetime of experience, all we’ve been lacking were the formulas and dexterity with the written word to truly earn that white lab coat and pocket protector. This article in the Christian Science Monitor explains a bit more about the price of anarchy (bonus points for incorporating the outstanding phrase “vehicular anarchy”) and the theory that closing roads can actually reduce traffic. To which I say, sure, why not.

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The Jane Austen Zombie Club

Monday, July 20th, 2009

If you’ve been paying even the slightest attention over the past year or so you may have noticed an undercurrent of reverence for the undead. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, zombies are having their moment! They’ve joined the ranks of pirates and ninjas on the super hot fantasy occupation/hobby list–although technically it’s more of a “state of existence” but there’s no need for semantics. I would trace the beginnings of the resurgence of this trend back to the 2003 tome  The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead (the reader reviews alone are comedy gold).

And then of course,  there was Shaun of the Dead and more recent, guerrilla efforts such as this:

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But the kicker, is the new sub-genre of Zombie literature. Unlike The Zombie Survival Guide, this sub-grene reinterprets the classics (and by classics I mean Jane Austen, not Night of the Living Dead) by inserting zombies into the plot and cover art. The NYT has a nice little article/blog post by Ben Schott about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (now with “ultra-violent zombie mayhem”), as well as forthcoming, similarly themed books.

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Incidentally, I feel it necessary to state for the record that while I endorse this particular musing from Mr. Schott, I cannot abide by the majority of Schott’s Vocab and its insufferable quest to publicize modern portmanteaus and tortured turns of phrase that have no business inserting themselves into the vernacular.

Harry and the Potters

Friday, July 17th, 2009

My dad was once in a battle of the bands against Rigor Mortis and the Standstills. It is, in my opinion and yours, the greatest band name in the history of music. In other cleverly named band news, it’s that time of year when Harry Potter hits the big screens and Harry and the Potters hit the…um mp3 players…or something.

Harry and the Potters is a band that plays songs about Harry Potter (no doy) and tend to sell out gigs at the library (but have they played at the opening of a Curves for Women fitness center? I think not. You still got ‘em beat there, dad!).

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Lest you think this is some kind of gentle entertainment for throngs of pre-teens, let me assure you that Harry and the Potters is completely genuine and is one of (according to wikipedia) 600 bands to have spawned the genre known as “wizard rock.” Wikipedia also informs me that there is a new wizard rock documentary with the swoonfully clever title: The Wizard Rockumentary: A Movie About Rocking and Rowling.

The delightful gigposters.com, aside from being consistently inspirational, has some fantastic posters designed for various Harry and the Potters shows.

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    ...designed by Ryan Dyck

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...designed by Thomas Scott



And there you have it, your nerd culture lesson for the day. You’re welcome.

Something wizard this way comes

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

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It has been far too long since  we last heard about the exciting adventures of Harry Potter and friends. Hooray for Hollywood! …or London-wood, whatever. While I consider my mad dash to read the final book before the internet spoiled the ending to be my greatest Harry Potter-related accomplishment, others have actually done something a bit more creative with their time. Case in point, M.S. Corley who designed some exceedingly cool retro covers for the Harry Potter series.

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Is it possible your not proofreading closely enough?

Monday, July 13th, 2009

There are a many reasons Microsoft’s Zune will never become the iPod killer it was intended to be. You can blame iTunes, speed to market, brand recognition and, of course, there’s always bad grammar.

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Proper respect goes to my father who spotted this grammar atrocity and is knowledgeable in matters relating to proper use of the English language and the programming of Zunes.

Creepiest. License Plate. Ever.

Friday, July 10th, 2009

I was all set to write something snarky about this bizarre comment on the human condition, but much like the license plate, I think I can best convey my complicated and nuanced thoughts on the matter with a single word: What?

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Behold, the power of the Internet.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

As you may or may not know there’s trouble abrewin’ in Iran these days, in part because of shady election practices and a long history of oppression, but also due to a little something I like to call “the power of the Internet.” America, herself, (you know, the one who’s birthday party you attended last weekend), had a little brush with the power of the Internet over the past year or so. A New York Times journalist was kidnapped way back in…I dunno, let’s say November. But we only just heard about it a week or so ago due to an agreed-upon media blackout orchestrated to keep the hostages safe. It seems that while it was the proverbial piece o’ cake to keep a lid on it in the traditional media outlets, Wikipedia proved to be a different beast entirely. Not unlike the mythical dog with the three heads.

The NYT recently ran an utterly fascinating article about the ridiculously difficult, multifaceted effort that went into keeping news of the kidnapping off Wikipedia and the dogged effort of some random dude in Florida to get that information out there.

Oh, Wikipedia, is there anything you can’t do?

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I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have designs on you.

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Design Was Here has a great post entitled 50+ excellent posters about design (all taken from the “What is graphic design” photo pool on flickr). What? No love for the copywriters in the crowd? Where’s my poster about excellent copy? On the other hand, the posters are pretty awesome, and if you’ll notice, most of them rely pretty heavily on copy to make their point. Yey words!

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…see all the posters in the pool here.

Yes! America!

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Nathan’s annual 4th of July hot dog eating contest is both everything that is wrong and right about America all rolled into one ridiculous sporting event. And that’s why I love it. That, and the cavalcade of competitive eaters who have elevated the art of sporting nicknames to a level that proves once and for all that these brave masticaters are athletes! Athletes, I say!





Last year, America bore witness to perhaps the greatest moment in the entire history of competitive eating when defending champion Joey Chestnut and six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi were tied at the end of 10 minutes (59 dogs and buns each). Joey Chestnut won the coveted mustard yellow belt by eating an extra 5 hot dogs in an overtime “eat off”. The first EVER “eat off” in Nathan’s history. It was a proud day for America.


The saga continues this July 4th at 12pm eastern on ESPN. Mark your calendars.


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