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(Middle)march Madness

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

Get your library cards out, kids! The Morning News has announced the shortlist for it’s annual Tournament of Books. The ToB is March Madness for book nerds, and is has been uncanny in its ability to predict the year’s Pulitzer Prize winner. Judges provide a thorough analysis of two books and declare a winner, moving them on to the next round. Commentators offer up, well, commentary. Then of course, there’s the grand prize:

“Finally, one book wins The Rooster, the Champion Book of the Year, and we award/threaten its author with the presentation of a live rooster, the official Tournament of Books mascot, named after our favorite character in contemporary literature, David Sedaris’s brother.”

This year’s smart money is on The Art of Fielding. Having read exactly two books on the list thus far, I’m rooting for The Sisters Brothers although up against The Art of Fielding and Jeffrey Eugenides, I doubt it stands a chance. Here’s the list, and of course, a printable pdf of the bracket:

Things Could Be Worse…

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

Tuesday is finally looking up! I’d just stumbled across my new favorite tumblr blog (move over English Major Armadillo), Things Could Be Worse. It’s the perfect mix of two-color illustrations, excellent writing, pessimism and absurdity. Just in case you’ve been missing some Edward Gorey in your life.

 

 

 

 

 

Beads? BEES!

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011


I love bees for the same reason I love elephants: they’re awesome! Bees communicate through the universal language of dance, something they’ve been doing way before the art school kids got into it. Plus, they make the only food that doesn’t spoil. I have honey in my cabinet right now that’s several years old which seems gross until you realize that people have eaten the honey they found in Egyptian tombs and were fine.

Anyway. Bees. The New York Times has a fantastic city blog post about a fight that broke out over a feral beehive found in central park. Turns our Hurricane Irene was good for more than just tipped over lawn chairs! It started a bee fight! The article is hilarious and wonderful in its own right but moves right past “meh” and straight into “awesomesauce” (which, now that I think of it, should be another name for honey), with the mention of Tony Bees, the NYPD police guy in charge of bees. I wasn’t aware that they had someone who did that, but if it means I can say “Tony Bees” in conversation I’m all for it. In related news, the people mentioned in the article were the first to comment on it which is always ups the comment hilarity up a delightful notch.

 

Six Degrees of CSS

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

So I’ve seen this shirt in like a million places all over the interwebs. Pretty awesome, right? So it was only after wandering around on my super talented friend Ashley Dailey’s site Pop + Shorty that I realize that it’s not just a shirt she sells, it’s a shirt she MADE. That’s right. Ashley rocks and I’m one degree away from internet design fame.

 

 

For The Win!

Saturday, March 12th, 2011

Victory! My former cube-mate cohort Caitlin Garrison and I won a Silver Addy! Ho hum, right? WRONG! We didn’t work for an agency, we didn’t have clients coming to us with cool projects, and we put all of our eggs in one over-worked, over-stressed basket with a single entry. 100% return on investment!

We clawed our way into the competition and I do mean clawed and got a nice little something something to put on our resumes.

Did I mention this was in the middle of our office move and we were literally cutting paper on the floor at 2am because all the tables were gone? Did I mention we had to wait for a contractor to come out and put an outlet in the wall before we could print? Yes, it was that kind of project.

We didn’t win gold, but we were able to hold our own up against big established agencies. Yey for us!

 

The Muppet Your Man Could Smell Like

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

It brings me a special kind of joy that the muppets I was entranced by as a child are just as relevant and funny two decades later. Seriously, go back and watch the muppet movie. Hysterical.

Like Oil & Water

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Thanks for ruining our environment BP! Although I appreciated the music selection in your ads about how green and environmentally friendly you are, and of course your logo, I always viewed you with some skepticism. And now it’s come to this. You ruined our fancy environment. I know, I know: it was an accident. The damage is done old chaps. And for the record, this is not at all like that time we dumped all your tea into the ocean. Since you’re busy not fixing what you broke, the interwebs have helpfully stepped up to free up some of your time by creating new advertising for you, employing withering sarcasm, my very favorite form of communication.


I See What You Did There

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Common Market is cool for a reason. Delicious sammiches, wide-selection of adult libations, cool clientele…and of course there’s my personal favorite: word play.

CLASSIC!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Classical music reminds me of the dentist office. Every time I think I’m going to mellow out and give my neurons a little pick-me-up I’m gripped by the anxiety of knowing that I will soon be reprimanded for not flossing eighteen times a day. My dad enjoys the old stuff and pointed me in the direction of his favorite station, KUSC, which proffers this bold manifesto on their Web site:

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I think this is a station I can get behind.

For my hipster brethren, The Hood Internet is throwing down the awesome with indie/hip hop mash ups that are single-handedly keeping me in the loop with what’s playing on terrestrial radio. More holler, more MGMT…or something like that.

The Hood Internet – Two Weeks Of Hip Hop (Dead Prez x Grizzly Bear) by hoodinternet

Spending Hanukkah in Santa Monica

Friday, December 18th, 2009

West Coast Christmas for the win!